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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha lezhjani-82
5.ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.


AND FINALLY....


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha lezhjani-82
[B

.ISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of abd luck if you do not repost.[/B]

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Marriage
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin; they just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

hard staff

Kujt ti duhet...

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.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost.



p.s Can be mean??

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha briseide
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost.



p.s Can be mean??

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Just for You

>
>ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
>
>
>TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
>conversational skills will be as important as any other.
>
>
>THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
>want.
>
>
>FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
>
>
>FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
>
>
>SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
>
>
>SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
>
>
>EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream People who don't have dreams
don't
>have much.
>
>
>NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
only
>way to live life completely.
>
>
>TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
>
>
>ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
>
>
>TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
>
>
>THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile
>and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
>
>
>FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve
great
>risk..
>
>
>FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
>
>
>SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
>
>
>SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
others;
>and responsibility for all your actions.
>
>
>EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
>
>
>NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to
>correct it.
>
>
>TWENTY. Smile when pickin g up the phone. The caller will hear it in
your
>voice.
>
>
>TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
>
>Now, here's the FUN part!
>
>Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
>
>1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
>
>5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
>
>9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
>
>15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you
ever
>dreamed of will begin to take shape.
>
>A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
heart.

I like three the best.

[QUOTE]Po citoj ato që tha lezhjani-82
[B]:VIRGO:. The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost.


ncncncncncnc e mire mire ne tbojm me na dasht me zor....

tgjith shenjat sex back and forth..
funny lezhjani po me kto bad luck e ke prish i cik lol....

 

 

 

Birth Signs
 



    

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.