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YOU'R A NEW YORKER IF...

6 & 19 me kenaqin fare. sikur te ishin duke folur per mua

1-THERE IS NO NORTH AND SOUTH. IT'S "UPTOWN" OR DOWNTOWN." IF YOU'RE REALLY FROM NEW YORK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF WHERE NORTH AND SOUTH ARE.... AND EAST OR WEST IS "CROSS-TOWN."

2-YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.

3-YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE.

4-YOU TAKE THE TRAIN HOME AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ON THE PLATFORM THE DOORS WILL OPEN THAT WILL LEAVE YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EXIT STAIRWAY.

5-IT'S NOT MANHATTAN; IT'S THE "CITY."

6-YOU CROSS THE STREET ANYWHERE BUT ON THE CORNERS AND YOU YELL AT CARS FOR NOT RESPECTING YOUR RIGHT TO DO IT.

7-YOU RETURN AFTER 10 YEARS AND THE FIRST FOODS YOU WANT ARE A "REAL" PIZZA AND A "REAL" BAGEL.

8-A 500 SQUARE FOOT APARTMENT IS LARGE.

9-YOU WOULDN'T BOTHER ORDERING PIZZA IN ANY OTHER CITY.

10-YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN GOING TO TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

11-YOUR INTERNAL CLOCK IS PERMANENTLY SET TO KNOW WHEN ALTERNATE SIDE OF THE STREET PARKING REGULATIONS ARE IN EFFECT.

12-YOU KNOW WHAT A BODEGA IS.

13-SOMEONE BUMPS INTO YOU, AND YOU CHECK FOR YOUR WALLET.

14-YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE LADY WALKING DOWN THE ROAD HAVING A PERFECTLY NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH HERSELF.

15-YOU PAY "ONLY" $280 A MONTH TO PARK YOUR CAR.

16-IF YOU ARE NOT A LITLLE WEIRD, MAN, YA GOTTA BE REAL WEIRD !

17-YOU CRINGE AT HEARING PEOPLE PRONOUNCE HOUSTON ST. LIKE THE CITY IN TEXAS.

18-THE PRESIDENTIAL VISIT IS A MAJOR TRAFFIC JAM, NOT AN HONOR.

19-YOU CAN NAP ON THE SUBWAY AND NEVER MISS YOUR STOP.