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ahahahahha

i so wanna know what u guys are sain in this funny things lol
Its kool !
I donT know anything like that so HEre is a POem its Cute HOPe u like it guys!!!!!!!!!!

{PROud TO BE BLOndE}




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Let It Be Me

There are many things that I want to be
Let me tell you in case you don't see
Let it be me
Because I want to be...
The shoulder you cry on when nothing goes your way
The person who tells you...when no one else will say
The one to catch you when ever you may fall
If ever you need anything I'm at your beck and call
The first thought you have upon waking
As long as you can give I'll keep taking
I want to be your joy when you have pain
Your sunshine when you are soaked with rain
Your strength when you are weak
The one who loves to hear you speak
The reason for the smile upon your face
The one you run to when you have been disgraced
Let me be your reasoning when you are confused
Your comfort when you feel your being used
The one who holds you when you are afraid
The one who does the things you never said
Let it be me because I know you see
Let it be me...because I want to be

kujdes !!!

nje majmun i vogel pyet te emen
MAJMUNI--po sa i pameshirshem zoti moj ma sa rrace te shumtuar na beri
E EMA- ne jemi me fat te keqen nena po te shohesh ste qe po lexon kete mesazh c`far fytyre qe ka

klaudia me fal qe nuk ikupton shpirt
the poem is cute I love it it's nice

ishte njeher dy budallenj u merziten edhe than te fillonin te luanin me mitinge....e mir filluan te bertasin si miting kuptohet
ky mbrapa e godet kete shokun para dhe ai i pari i thot shiko se kush me goditi do tja bej fytyren me gjak mir tha ai qe e goditi do ta shikoj un kush te goditi epo he se mos meret vesh ketu se kush te goditi- tha ai -"miting eshte"

FUnny?

ahahhaah iam funny po kto qe thoni ju si kam degjuar donjer pranaj sdo te thot qe sjam un funny po si dita kto! nese un kam qef te shkruaj poems lol

{prOUd To be BLonde}


holy mother, full of grace
bless my boyfriends goreous face bless his hair that tends to curl keep his hands where they belong bless his dick,the one i sucked .. bless the bed , in which we fucked and if my mom happen to walk in bless the shit i would be in
i know im a cheater ...but its a physical attraction ..nothin i can do! * u know im stubborn..so y the fuck u act 1 too??

e fort kjo

ne oren e bologjise ne nje klase kishin pune laburatori(analizimin e peshtymes ne mikroskop)
nje grup cunash ,njeres nga vajzat e klases ne vend te pershtumes i vene
spermadozoide.

mesuesja pasi fillon ti kontrolloje analizat e klases ngel tek kjo .

MESUESJA-te cohet ne kembe personi qe i perket kjo gjeja
NXENESJA-me perket mua mesuse
MESUESJA-VAJZ E MIR BEN CFAR BEN NATE KUR VIHET NE SHKOLLE LAHET GOJA

ahahahahah vipi funny kjo

ta lash

ishin njeher 2 budallenj edhe po loznin me ta lash (tag)
edhe po ndiqnin njeri tjetir edhe aty afer vjen nje doktor edhe ky qe e kishte ... po i vinte para tij doktorit me vrap
doktori u frikos tha aman me vrau se nuk mbushin shume keta edhe doktori filloi te vraponte donte te ikte po ku budallai po i vinte nga mbrapa me vrap pasi ben nga nje 2 mile run
udorzua doktori opo me vri u dorzova se nuk vrapoj dot ne
kur pa priturasi budallai i thot doktorit
"ta lash"
edhe iken me vrap
hihiihihihi funny he

Teoria dhe praktika

Nje dite djali kthehet ne shtepi dhe pyet te atin se ku ndryshonte teoria nga praktika, hmmmm thote i ati-- shko pyet mamin se a do te bente sex me dike per $1000, shkon djali i vogel dhe pyet te emen , perpgjigja ishte- per te marre $1000 per familjen , do ta beja. Djali i thote te atit pergjigjen e nenes-- tani shko pyet motren e madhe-i thote i ati, dhe djali i vogel pyet te motren nese ajo do te bente sex me dike per te njejten shume paresh, pergjigja e te motres ishte e njejte me pergjigjen e te emes. Tani shko pyet motren e vogel- i thote i jati djalit. Dhe pergjigja e motres se vogel ishte e njejte me dy pergjigjet e para. Pra-i thote i ati djalit te vogel- teorikisht ne kemi tre kurva ne shtei, ndersa praktikisht nuk kemi asnje.

per MIZZEN

sa doja qe te qeshnim bashk moj zonjush mizza ke nje te qeshur shume sexy :p