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Senior Sex

A couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over
and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very old tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
 idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the
ground [/ font][font=Tahoma]recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.  The policeman, still watching, thinks, "This was truly
amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is."

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but  that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence"......