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Duajeni atdheun si Shqiperia Ameriken. :)

You know you're Albanian when....

1.You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

2.You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century

3.You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name writtenin old English.

4.There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.

5.Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.

6.Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.

7.You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the gym.

8.The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.

9.You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.

10.You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.

11.There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.

12.You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect insurance.

13.At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3

14.You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder

15.Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe".

16.All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.

17.You are ready to be a "nuse" when you are 16 years old.

18.You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English.

19.You start smoking at the age of 13

20.You live in places like New York, Toronto, New Jersey and Michigan

21.Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat

22.You own a leather jacket

23.You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company.

24.You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx

25.Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community

26.You drive the most expensive car at your school

27.Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte pika"

28.All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you

29.You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off

30.Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"

31.You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero

32.When you were in 10th grade you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school!

33.Your favorite hockey player is Tie Domi just because hes Albanian

34.You met your future husband/wife on AOL

35.You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins

36.You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha and Bujar Qamili greatest hits

37.You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar

38.Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American girlfriends

39.You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them

40.Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.

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Kam qeshur me lote!

Flm qe na i solle ketu!

Fajtori na kenaqe!!!Shume faleminderit dhe nga ana ime.
Mbase kthen rryma e tematikave ketu ne Forum,se u merzitem duke analizuar, gjykuar....

hahahahhahahaha

Faje je i modh. na dhive se qeshuri.

Hej nje pyetje kisha une. Keto i ka bere ndonje i huaj apo ndonje Shqipetar????

Hmmm

Jam shkri ne lot kur i kam lexuar. Faje , je o modh.

ciao fajtori.

ha ha haha

moj fajtor na ke bere te qeshime me lote, dhe shumica e ketyre gjerave jane te verteta.
Po na thuaj ndonje gje tjeter per te qeshur

Disa me shume arsyeje se si mund te dallosh nje shqipetar.

You are also an Albanian if :

1. You turn the volume of your CD palyer all the way up while listening to techno music.

2. You allyays dress to impress to school.

3. You act as if you are the coolest.

Fajtori, besoj se jam Shqiptar puro, i plotesoj te gjitha kushtet hahahahah

po ke harruar qe 1. shkundim cigaret ne filxhan te kafese edhe kur kemi tavell ne tavoline, ke harruar edhe se kur jemi ne makine pasagjere nxjerrim bryllat perjashta .3. kemi fiksim scarface dhe toni montanen

Hmmmmmmmmmm

E di si o puna e Faje... futi nji perkthim shqip atyre ti se çerek mora vesh une .. amon mer sikur nuk e di ti qe ka edhe shqiptare te trashe :p
Kur ti bosh shqip na boj noj ze te vime perseri
hajt shendet..shifena

hejjjjjjjj

Edhe dicka...
Jeni Shqipetar kur:

1- Luani qe 6 vjec, me zara me nga 10 leke.
2- Vidhni portokalla te komshinjte nderkohe qe keni ne shtepi 10 peme vete.
3- Behuni pak interesaxhi..(rrini prapa atij qe ka leke)
4- Thyni llampat e lagjes me llastiqe..

Kaq me kujtohet mu cer kam pas bere ne ate moshe
te tjerat here tjeter

Si Shqiperia Ameriken apo si Amerika Shqiperine?