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Po citoj ato qė tha lule
Jeta nuk varet nga frymemarrjet qe bejme po nga momentet qe ngelemi pa fryme.

Qe te jemi te qarte , s'kam hapur fcb akoma , thjesht me pershtatet e me pelqen kjo shprehje .

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e jeta e bots teme ti je pasqyra e shpirtin e ulleheqja e rruges time .e drita e syte e hija erruges

sa nuke shef kush s elexon kush i thot ,hajt mor te qifsha noenn po kujt i han per ty

shpifje gjithandej moj po njerzit si mudnet te han me gjithe qime te gjall ashtu pa pjek pash zotin

Sa fantasy kane disa...

Dashuria te frymezon.

vec tahshetheme shef aty amundet nejri me psotu ma te coglen gja se pa ra ne gjak medike ske ka shkon

interesant s aher kam postu dicka dikush mu ka merzit os e eka marr personalisht e une e shkreta ka gjera qe i shkruaja tamma per disa po ka gjera qe sio perkisnin njeriu po prap s eprap dilja borxh

kshu me pas fb kto sa me shiku se shkrove per dashni ahst dashuru shkrove per trallti e kan tralltu skrove per urrejtje po urreka mu shkrove per jet ca po niska me filozofu e ne fund thu hajt mor ne te hamamit se dhe pa fb po muna me jetu e shum ma mir per zotin na myti dashnia e malle
tan ca kan fb krjet urrehen me nejri tjetrin ose ja kan zili ose inat ose bajn sikur sshofin po kush te don sot oj zot rop ma toke vec vettja dhe ai siper ishalla sna harron true kjo ta keni nga une

Me pelqeu shume kjo qe sapo lexova tani. Cik e gjate, por ja vlen ta lexosh. Shoqerohej dhe me nje foto qe ilustronte pershkrimin. Ishte ne Anglisht, dhe une i bera vetem copy/paste.

Gotta love it!

A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjam...as, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato qė tha lezhjani-82
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Citim:

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Po citoj ato qė tha al74
per aq sa i hedh ndonje sy me bejne pershtypje (nga persona qe i kam njohur ) perdorimi pa kriter i : jeni si Yje , si shpirt
kto me duken shume ineresante. nje menyre moderne per ti thene tjetrit - kalo rradhen.

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