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Duajeni atdheun si Shqiperia Ameriken. :)
You know you're Albanian when....
1.You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.
2.You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century
3.You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name writtenin old English.
4.There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
5.Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
6.Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.
7.You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the gym.
8.The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.
9.You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.
10.You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.
11.There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.
12.You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect insurance.
13.At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3
14.You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder
15.Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe".
16.All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.
17.You are ready to be a "nuse" when you are 16 years old.
18.You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English.
19.You start smoking at the age of 13
20.You live in places like New York, Toronto, New Jersey and Michigan
21.Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat
22.You own a leather jacket
23.You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company.
24.You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx
25.Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
26.You drive the most expensive car at your school
27.Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte pika"
28.All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you
29.You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off
30.Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"
31.You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero
32.When you were in 10th grade you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school!
33.Your favorite hockey player is Tie Domi just because hes Albanian
34.You met your future husband/wife on AOL
35.You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins
36.You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha and Bujar Qamili greatest hits
37.You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar
38.Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American girlfriends
39.You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
40.Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.
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19 Shkurt 2004 03:39
Forumi Horizont > Nen-forumet e lira > Të qeshim pak... > Duajeni atdheun si Shqiperia Ameriken. :)
