darke
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 ...( time for revenge again)
1.What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
You can enjoy all but the head.
2.What is the similarity between an dolphin and a man?
They are both said to be intellegent but no one can prove it.
3.What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
They both get hot in 15 seconds.
4.Why cant a man be both good looking and
intellegent at the same time?
Because that would make him a woman.
5.Why are batteries better than men?
Batteries have atleast one positive end.
6.Why do fewer females get married these days?
Because they would rather have a bacon in the fridge than a pig in the
living room.
7.Why is the male intellegence worth more than the female?
It is rare.
8.What do you call an attractive, intellegent and sensitive man?
A rumor.
:p:p:p
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I love you so much baby That it tears me up inside
19 Shkurt 2005 02:58
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