Regjistruar: 23/11/2003
Vendbanimi: In Hell
Mesazhe: 271

Rrapushi me Ramushin ishin zjarrefikes. Ne nje ndertese te larte kishte rene zjarr, Shkallet ishin te prishura si ndodh gjithmone ne Shqiperi. Rrapua i ngjiti shkallet me nje vrap dhe filloi te shpetonte femijet qe kishin mbetur nen zjarr. Rrapua i hidhte qe lart Ramua i priste poshte. Nje femije, 2, 3, 4 i pesti ishte jevg, E hodhi Rrapua, se priti Ramua....nejse vazhduan...Rrapua hidh Ramua prit e ler menjane...Prape rradha tek nje jevg, Ramua prape vuri duart ne bel, se priti...prape cope cope femija ne asfalt....Ramua bertet qe poshte.
- O Rrapo mos humb kohen kot me keta te djegurit...





Ne avion
Zoterinj, komandanti i aeroplanit ju paralajmeron,se avioni po rrezohet, dhe i lutet zoterinjve pasagjere qe ti mbajne pasaportat me dhembe, duke evituar kaosin e zakonshem qe ndodh per njohjen e kufomave.

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Regjistruar: 24/03/2004
Vendbanimi: ''''GaNgStA-NaTiOn''''
Mesazhe: 157

Besoj se do e pelqeni

Na fitoi votat nje kandidat dhe na u be president.
Ky i kishte then popullit qe do ju jepte shtepi cdo familje qe kishte nevoje.
Erdhi nje burre me familjen, nje shtepi na duhet ne o president, patjeter.
Vjen tjetri edhe un nje shtepi me duhet o president,patjeter thot presidenti, shenoi dhe kti nje shtepi.
Na erdhi nje burr moshe e madhe dhe tha, o president un dua ca lesh ore se me kan ren lesht e kokes.
Patjeter tha presidenti pa problem, shenoi dhe kti nje shtepi ore.
O president po un te thah dua lesh per ne koke ore spermenda gje shtepi thot ky burri.
O shoku, thot presidenti,po dhe kta lesh do marin ore se mos do marin shtepi.

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Regjistruar: 04/01/2004
Vendbanimi: nuk jam e para por jam numbri NJI
Mesazhe: 1312

ahahah Dmx
ahah u so lame
I knwe that that one
qe kerkoi lesh edhe ai i tha bej edhe tij nje shtepi
oj zotni te kerkova lehs jo shtepi
po edhe keta te tjeret lesh do marin ca domarin
po un kete e dija ndryshe me duket se ka ndodhur e t eberte ne shqiperi qe erdhen ndimat
I don't know/>? something like that
but that was a funny one

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Regjistruar: 04/01/2004
Vendbanimi: nuk jam e para por jam numbri NJI
Mesazhe: 1312

the_master nga behesh ti lali se kam qe qekur sa nuk mbahet mend qe nu kte kam par me ne forum??????????

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Vendbanimi: ''''GaNgStA-NaTiOn''''
Mesazhe: 157

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever forcinate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face.....oh yes he did
I never did it in a bed
If u think that u been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted realy silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on ur life
I wouldn't even with my wife
And Gennifer Flowers tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wings foes
And Paula Jones, and those state troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last november
But if i did, i dont remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have but i dont recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to sox, the cat
I might have once..with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on air force one
I might have copped a little feel
And then andeavored to conceal
But never did this things so lewd
At list not ever in the nude
These things to wich i have conffesed
They do not count,if we stayed dressed
It never happend with cigar
I never dated Mrs.Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my mama taught me
I tried to hide,but now you've caught me
But i implore,i do bessech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never,never did inhale.

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Regjistruar: 04/09/2004
Vendbanimi: Up*at*the8Corner*of*ur*block
Mesazhe: 20

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha DMX_feat_2PAC
I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever forcinate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face.....oh yes he did
I never did it in a bed
If u think that u been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted realy silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on ur life
I wouldn't even with my wife
And Gennifer Flowers tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wings foes
And Paula Jones, and those state troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last november
But if i did, i dont remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have but i dont recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to sox, the cat
I might have once..with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on air force one
I might have copped a little feel
And then andeavored to conceal
But never did this things so lewd
At list not ever in the nude
These things to wich i have conffesed
They do not count,if we stayed dressed
It never happend with cigar
I never dated Mrs.Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my mama taught me
I tried to hide,but now you've caught me
But i implore,i do bessech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never,never did inhale.

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Regjistruar: 24/03/2004
Vendbanimi: ''''GaNgStA-NaTiOn''''
Mesazhe: 157

e kopjova nga nje website o zemer i aint that smart :p smart for other things might be school stuff noh

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Vendbanimi: Up*at*the8Corner*of*ur*block
Mesazhe: 20

lol
haha ok then
I got ya

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Vendbanimi: ''''GaNgStA-NaTiOn''''
Mesazhe: 157

Blondie enters a store that sell curtains.
She tells the salesman,''I would like to but a pair of pink curtains.''
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains.
He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seem to have a hard time choosing.Finaly she selected a levely pink floral pink.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blonde replies,''fifteen inches.''
''Fifteen inches'' asked the salesman.
That sounds very small, what room are they for?
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room they are for computers monitor. But Miss computers dont have curtains said the salesman.
Blondie says, helloooooooo......i'v got windows!!!!!

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Vendbanimi: Up*at*the8Corner*of*ur*block
Mesazhe: 20

man dont say any bad jokes about blondes cuz I'm kind a blonde 2

but it was cute though


keep it caliente

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