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New York Traffic

In the busy New York traffic, a taxi driver runs into the back of the car of Dr. Feelgood, the psychiatrist. Dr. Feelgood jumps out of his car, shakes his fist at the cabby and screams, Why the hell can't you look where you are going, you idiot?"
Then suddenly, he remembers his profession. He looks tenderly at the taxi driver, and ays softly, "Let me put it this way - why do you hate your mother?"

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Regjistruar: 03/04/2003
Vendbanimi: broken glass
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The shrink & little Felix

Little Felix is having a test from a child psychologist.
“Now, Felix,“ says the shrink, “what do you want to be when you grow up?“
“I want to be a doctor, an artist, or a window cleaner,“ replies Felix.
“I see,“ says the puzzled shrink, “you’re not very clear about it, are you?“
“What?“ says Felix. “I am perfectly clear. I want to see naked women!“

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