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Regjistruar: 21/08/2004
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Re: Men's rules ...( time for revenge lol)
Citim: Po citoj ato që tha Unstoppable
Men always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
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Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
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Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
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Dont cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then youre stuck with her.
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Shopping is not fascinating
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Crying is blackmail.
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Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints dont do it!
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We dont remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
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Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think wed be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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Check your oil! Please.
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Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
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If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.
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If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
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Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; its genetic.
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You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
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The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it and quit whining to your girlfriends.
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If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
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If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.
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When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
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Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside rule, investments or cars.
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You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.
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It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesnt matter which quiz.
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BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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Im in shape. ROUND is a shape.
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooow mo unstoppoble.
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ne cofse i ke kopju ne noj vend than te lumt se shume mire i ke kopju.
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